翻译/制作: @黑路易
凯特琳 这是个过程 懂吗 Caitlyn, this is a process, okay?
但重要的是你要记住 But it's important for you to remember
能够拯救我们的只有我们自己 that the only person who can save us is ourselves.
他是个怪物 He's a monster.
是个他妈的怪物 A goddamn fucking monster.
他就是这样 That's what he is.
我却无法从他身边逃离 But I can't seem to get away from him.
你还记得最初 米切身上哪一点吸引了你吗? Do you remember what drew you to Mitch in the first place?
我们在工作时认识的 We met at work, and...
他很迷人 又有些神秘 ...he was charming and mysterious.
* 改变由你开始 依赖症成瘾匿名互助小组
他带我去共进晚餐 还带我出去玩 He wined and dined me and took me traveling,
然后... and...
他告诉我说 是我们俩对抗全世界 he told me it was me and him against the world.
他让我觉得自己很重要 He made me feel important.
你好 Hello.
我的名字是罗伯特·蒙特古·雷恩菲尔德 My name is Robert Montague Renfield.
就像这些好人一样 And just like all these decent folks,
我也身处一段毁灭性关系中 I am in a destructive relationship.
等等 等等 这信息量有点大 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was a lot.
也许我们该回到最初讲起 Maybe we should just back up to the beginning.
雷恩菲尔德先生 欢迎你 Mr. Renfield, I bid you welcome.
吾乃... I am...
德古拉 Dracula.
我第一次见他是 还是个地产律师 When I met him, I was a real estate lawyer
想要做成一笔改变人生的买卖 hoping to make a deal that would change my life
给家人更好的生活 and my family's lives forever.
这绝对是做到了 Oh, and it most certainly did.
你会是个非常得力的住手 雷恩菲尔德先生 You will make a very good assistant, Mr. Renfield.
我太懂凯特琳的感受了 I understand how Caitlyn feels.
我从不喝红酒 I never drink wine.
他也带我共进晚餐 He also wined and dined me.
让我觉得自己很重要 He made me feel important.
他带我混迹上流社会 He introduced me into high society.
我们一起去剧场 -We went to the theater.
我们一起出国旅行 -We traveled to exotic places.
然后 他把我变成了他的仆从 And then he made me his familiar.
* 仆从(名词) 德古拉的奴役 能够拥有一点点德古拉力量
也就是要照顾主人的所有需求 Which means that I take care of Master's every need.
包括人员变动 Including staff changes
还有特殊的饮食需求 and arranging his special dietary requirements.
听着 我也不是一开始就来服侍黑暗王子的 Look, I didn't just jump into serving the Prince of Darkness.
我们共度过一些好时光 We had some great times.
但就像所有的好时光一样... But just like all great times...
仆从 Servant.
一切都结束了 ...they come to an end.
吸血鬼猎人回来了 The hunters have returned.
啊 对了 Ah, yes.
虫子 这事常有发生 The bugs. This comes up a lot.
德古拉的力量来自吸食人类生命 Dracula's powers come from consuming human life.
我的来自吃虫子 Mine come from eating bugs.
理解了吗? 很好 说到哪了? Make sense? Great. Now, where were we?
我来了 主人! -I'm coming, Master!
该死 妈的 该死 Shit. Fuck. Shit.
该死 妈的 该死 妈的 Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck.
坏 坏 坏事了 Sh-Sh-Sh-Shit.
这是个保护圈 雷恩菲尔德 This is a protection circle, Renfield.
他逃不出来的 He cannot escape.
我们为世界除去这个邪物吧 Let us rid this world of his evil,
你也终于能自由了 and you can finally be free!
自由? Free?
一旦我不在了 The moment I'm gone,
你就会因为我犯下的罪行被囚禁 they will lock you away for what you've done for me.
我是你唯一的救赎 I am your only salvation.
我是你唯一的朋友 I am your only friend.
我是唯一一个 I am the only one
在乎你的人 who cares for you.
我甚至记得当时认为 I actually remember thinking,
他这次真的是认真的哦 "He really, really means it this time."
雷恩菲尔德 Renfield!
像我们这样的人已经没有了 We are the last of our kind.
从今往后 德古拉杀的每一个人 From now on, every drop of blood Dracula spills
都是死在你的手上 will be on your hands.
该死 没想到有这段 Fuck. I was not expecting that.
或者这段 Or that.
主人 你还好吗? Master, you okay?
不好 No.
看出来了 Yeah.
这次的结果还挺典型的 This is a fairly typical result.
在德古拉的能力的顶峰 他会开始 At the peak of his powers, Dracula goes on
一段疯狂的嗜血狂欢 a full-tilt blood-sucking bender,
那些好人会出现 一通操作 the good guys show up and do their thing,
然后就剩我来收拾残局 and then it's up to me to clean up the mess.
我把这叫做过渡阶段 - -It's what I call our transitional period.
* 新奥尔良 现在
我带着他去往新的城市 供养他恢复能力 So I take him to a new city, nurse him back to full power,
找个像样点的地方躲一躲 find a decent place to ride it out
* 抵押赎回 基本上免费! 废弃医院!
直到整个重新循环一遍 until the whole cycle starts all over again.
抱歉 你好 Uh, excuse me. H-Hi.
我能借支笔吗? May I borrow a pen, please?
谢谢...你 Thank... you.
* Mulates: 新奥尔良的连锁卡真(Cajun)风情餐馆
于是这就回到了现在 Which brings us back here.
同时 我会来这里听这些可怜的人儿 In the meantime, I come here and listen to these poor souls
讲述他们各自的怪物 talk about their monsters.
你刚聊到了米切 You were just talking about Mitch, what...
我知道这在坏事里 算不上什么大事 I know this is, like, way down the list of bad stuff,
* 诞生于上世纪50年代 源自牙买加的一种快节奏音乐
但是他真的好爱听斯卡 but he's also really into ska.
- 是指那种音乐? - 没错 -The kind of music? -Yes.
* 都是乐队名字
鱼骨 芥末瓶 巫毒夜光头骨 Fishbone, Mustard Plug, Voodoo Glow Skulls.
我太讨厌这些玩意了! I fucking hate that shit!
很抱歉 凯特琳 我真... I'm so sorry, Caitlyn. I'm so...
- 我真的很抱歉 - 马克 没关系的 -Mark, I am... I'm so sorry. -It's okay.
那玩意不全都是喇叭响吗 Is that the one that's 99% horns?
没错 我就是这么想的 Yeah, see, that's what I was thinking.
不 这可真是过于简化 No. That's a huge oversimplification
斯卡为音乐史带来的创新了 of ska's innovative contribution to music.
我的天啊 我是谁? Oh, my God, who am I?
雷恩菲尔德 -Renfield? -Hmm?
抱歉 我 吞了个虫子 Sorry, no, I swallowed a bug.
不是故意的 Unintentionally.
怎么 还有谁是故意的吗... What-what other way is there to...
你想分享下你的故事吗? Would you like to share your story?
不了 谢谢你 我不觉得你们能明白 No. Thank-thank you. I don't think you'd understand.
我知道这很可怕 I know it's scary.
你认为一切都不会有改变了 And you think things are never gonna change,
我向你保证 总有一天你会发现 but I promise you, one day you're gonna realize
你可以过上想要的人生 that you can have the life that you want.
但现在 我只希望 But in the meantime, I just hope
你来这里能够有所收获 that you get something out of coming here.
我有的 I am.
太好了 That's great.
是的 我来这里确实 Oh, yes, I'm getting something
有所收获: 受害者们 out of coming here: victims.
但不是说这些人 But not these victims.
来一起自我肯定吧 Let's do our affirmations.
我足够好 我受够了 I am enough, and I have enough.
我值得找到幸福 I deserve happiness.
我为能做自己而感激 I am grateful for all that I am,
今天我要完全掌控自己的人生 and I take full charge of my life today.
他们可以无限重复 They can repeat these
这些自我肯定的鬼话 -affirmations all they want.
这永远无法解决他们的麻烦 It'll never make their problems go away.
但我可以 But I can.
没人会称我为英雄 Now, no one's ever gonna call me a hero,
但我想出了一个能跟凯特琳这种人 but I've come up with a mutually beneficial solution
互帮互助的办法 for people like Caitlyn:
把他们生活中的怪物喂给我的怪物 get rid of their monsters by giving mine what he needs.
道格 你在那干什么呢? Hey, Doug. What are you doing over there, buddy?
有人在外面 米切 There's somebody out there, Mitch.
我的天啊 外面没人 道格 Oh, my God, there's no one out there, Doug!
哥们 你真觉得狼博家族 Bro, do you think the Lobo family is gonna
会让我们逃过这一劫? let us get away with this?
我们偷了他们的毒品啊 We stole their fucking drugs, man.
我不想听你啰嗦 道格 I don't want to hear it, Doug!
天啊 Goddamn it.
- 怎么回事? - 天啊 -What the fuck? -Oh, fuck.
明明刚要开始爽 That was the best part.
怎么回事 哥们 What the fuck, man?
这就是为什么不要把野餐 This is exactly why you never set your picnic up
安排在一大坨狗... next to a pile of dog...
屎啊! 好吧 Shit! Okay.
你好啊 米切 Hello, Mitch.
呃 听着 Uh, look.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait!
好吧 等等 我很抱歉 Okay, hold on. I'm-I'm sorry.
好吗 对不起 Okay? I'm sorry.
现在道歉太晚了 It's too late for sorrys.
你夺走了无法归还的东西 You took something you can never give back.
我们可以归还 这不是问题 Well, we can give it back. That's not a problem.
我们都还给你 给你 We'll just give it all back to you. There it is.
拿走吧 Go ahead.
拿走吧 没问题 Have it. No problem.
- 这是什么 - 这是... -what is this? -It's the, um...
是我们偷的你老板的毒品 th-the drugs we stole from your boss, sir.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你们以为我是谁啊? Uh, who do you think I am?
是派来杀我们的杀手 A-A hit man sent to kill us.
我可比那要 I am something much,
可怕得多了 much worse.
我是凯特琳的朋友 I'm a friend of Caitlyn.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
别在这搞笑了 Get the fuck out of here. No, no!
等等 你刚才说有杀手来杀你? Wait. What did you say about a hit man sent to kill you?
你是谁? Who are you?
我是凯特琳的朋友 A friend of Caitlyn's.
也就算认识吧 Uh, more of an acquaintance.
你在那边看起来个头还小点 You were smaller from back there.
有意思 Funny.
看来你没刀子用了 Looks like you're out of knives.
我误判了 I was wrong.
灭口当然很顺利啦 Yeah, of course the hit is going well.
是阿帕奇老乔动的手 I got Apache Joe on it.
那哥们会拿猎刀 The man cuts out people's tongues
割下人舌头 with a hunting knife.
* 阿帕奇: 美洲原住民族群中的一支
你跟他说他的名号是种族歧视吧 You tell him his name is racist.
搞快点啊 -Come on!
啊 该死 Oh, shit.
该死 Oh, shit.
该死 Shit.
什么鬼? What the fuck?!
先生 你今晚喝酒了吗? You, uh, been drinking tonight, sir?
没 No.
怎么 你想陪我喝? Why? You interested?
好了 快走开 All right, get the hell out of here.
搭档 这边一切都好吗? Everything okay over here, partner?
是的 Yes.
就是有点不爽被分来干这个 Just frustrating being on this shit detail
而外面有真正的犯罪正在发生 when there's real crimes happening out there.
酒驾不算真正的犯罪吗? Drunk driving isn't real crime?
你懂我意思的 克里斯 You know what I mean, Chris.
还有一堆失踪人口案要追进 We got a stack of missing person reports to follow up on.
- 天啊 那是泰迪·狼博 - 怎么? -Holy shit, it's Teddy Lobo. -What the fuck? Come on!
- 你确定? - 你知道我是谁吗! -Are you sure? -You know who I am?
我是泰迪·你妈·狼博! I'm Teddy fucking Lobo!
没错 挺确定的 Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
别想不开啊 丽贝卡 Don't do anything crazy, Rebecca.
我只是正常执勤 I'm just doing my job.
你一执勤就容易想不开 You do your job in a very crazy way,
特别是涉及狼博家族时 especially when it comes to the Lobos.
妈的 Fuck.
他妈的 Oh, fuck.
去他妈的! -Fuck it!
当心 克里斯! Look out, Chris!
去你妈 该死 Fuck a dick! Shit!
不许动 手放方向盘上! Don't move! Hands on the wheel!
我这些都是有处方的! I got a prescription for this shit!
该死 Shit.
我犯什么事了我? What did I fucking do?
- 他是在拿毒品砸我们吗? - 是的 -Is he throwing drugs at us? -Yes!
我什么都没做错! I didn't do anything wrong.
该死 是可卡因! Fuck. Cocaine!
你绝对抓不到... You can't fucking catch...
你是认真的吗? Are you fucking serious?
你被逮捕了 贱人 You're under arrest, bitch.
该死 Fuck.
经过几十年来 After decades of being
被人从全球各个角落追杀 chased away from every corner of the globe,
我们的选择 还有账户余额都多了些限制 our options and bank account have become a little limited.
这虽然不是城堡 It's not exactly a castle,
但是绝对是那种 but it is exactly the kind of place
没人会注意到有怪物疗伤的地方 no one tends to notice a convalescing monster.
主人? Master?
主人 Master.
上帝救命啊 Oh, dear Jesus.
主人 Master.
给您 There you are.
您看起来... You're looking...
...好多了? ...much better?
把手递给我 Fetch me the hand.
对 快点 Yes. Right away.
给您 一点开胃菜 There you go. A little amuse-bouche.
清清口腔 Palate cleanser.
味道好吗? Is that good?
这是什么? What is this?
呃 这个... Uh, that...
这个 应该是 道格 Uh, that is, uh... that's Doug, I believe.
道格真难吃! Doug is trash!
你都喂我什么垃圾 You're feeding me trash!
真抱歉 主人 I'm sorry, Master.
这个连头都没有 This one doesn't even have a head.
噢 他之前是有头的 Oh, no, he did have a head.
要知道 我的要求不高 雷恩菲尔德 You know, I don't ask for much, Renfield.
只要几个无辜之人的鲜血 Just the blood of a few dozen innocent people.
我知道 对不起 主人 I know. I'm sorry, Master.
您要不坐下 然后... Let's-let's get you sat down, and then...
我要幸福夫妇 轻信的游客 I want happy couples, unsuspecting tourists,
几个修女 一车的啦啦队员 a handful of nuns, a-a... a busload of cheerleaders.
一车的啦啦队员? A busload of cheerleaders?
一车的啦啦队员 A busload of cheerleaders
这会立刻让我满血复活 will get me back to full power like that.
您是说 女性啦啦队员? Do you mean female cheerleaders?
别总往性事上扯 Don't make it a sexual thing.
我没说是这样 No, no. I did not say it was.
我考虑的并不是性别 You know it's not the gender I'm concerned with.
我男孩也吃 女孩也吃 You know, I-I'll eat boys, I'll eat girls.
要的是那种纯洁 It's the purity.
但凭这一点就能让我回到 It alone will bring me back to...
巅峰状态 Full power.
我懂的 主人 I get it, Master.
您值得更好的 You deserve better.
但现代世界里危险重重 But the modern world is a dangerous place.
如果我们能再小心一点 Maybe if we were just a little bit more careful,
我们就能 不用再逃亡了 we could, you know, stop running.
就可以 安顿下来 我也能... You know, settle down, and I could have...
我们也能 重新拥有人生 We could have a life again.
你一定很为难 It must be difficult
纠结于他们和我的规则中间 to be caught between their rules and mine.
他们的规则对道德有着复杂的纠葛 Their rules offer a confusing tangle of morality,
而我的规则非常简单 whereas mine are very simple.
你可以随意杀戮 You can kill and eat
大快朵颐 永不死去 whatever you want and never die.
这真的是种天赋 And it truly is a gift.
然而 你仿佛认为这会 And yet, you seem to think it makes you
让你成为怪物 some sort of a monster.
你知道这样有多么欠考虑吗? Do you have any idea how inconsiderate that is?
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我的需求是唯一重要的事 仆从 My needs are the only thing that matters, servant.
而我的需求是什么? And what exactly are my needs?
您的需求 您的需求是... Um, your needs, your needs were the, uh...
幸福的夫妇 轻信的游客 uh, happy couples, u-unsuspecting tourists, uh...
修女 还有一车的啦啦队员 nuns, nuns and a-a busload of cheerleaders.
没错 Indeed.
我想这可以称为 我的医疗保险 I suppose this is what you'd call my health-care plan.
他的血有治愈伤口的能力 His blood has the power to heal the injured.
甚至没有任何后遗症 And there's not even a copay.
除非算上灵魂的腐蚀 Unless you consider my soul.
你要给我带来我所要的 You will get me exactly what I want.
我不能进监狱 I cannot go to jail.
你们想知道什么我都说 I'll tell you anything you want to know.
你们想知道什么? What do you want to know?
谋杀案! 谋杀案! Murders! Murders.
我们冷血谋杀了好多好多人啊 We fucking murdered so many fucking people in cold blood.
就比如昨晚 我们谋杀了那几个 Like last night, for example, we murdered these people
偷我们毒品的人 for trying to steal our drugs.
这是双尸案 朋友 双尸案啊! That's a twofer, my man. That is a fucking twofer.
都还没人进去呢 他已经在招了 Nobody's been in the room yet, and he's already confessing.
看到了吧? You see that?
我要单凭一个酒驾检查点 I'm gonna take down the entire fucking Lobo empire
就把狼博家族一锅端 off of one traffic stop.
配合一下 搭档 Put her there, partner.
- 我们走 - 什么? -Let's go. -What?
- 我们走吧 - 我没事了? -Let's go. -I'm out?
- 不 不! - 我们走 -No. No! -Let's go.
- 我可什么都没招 - 怎么... -I didn't say a fucking thing, by the way. -What the f...
- 老子走了! - 这怎么回事? -I'm out, baby! -What the fuck is this?
抱歉了大伙 你猜怎么着? Excuse me, everybody. Guess what.
去你妈! Fuck you!
去你妈 也去你妈 Fuck you and you.
嘿 嘿 嘿 怎么回事? Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What is this?
他马上就要全招了 He was about to give up everything.
他准备好说出一切了 He was ready to say anything
因为你让他受到了创伤 because of the trauma you put him through.
我抓到他时他已经很创伤了 He was already traumatized when I found him.
我的天啊 昆西 For crying out loud, Quincy.
你的工作是抓酒驾 - -Your job is to bust drunk drivers,
不是凭一己之力拿下黑帮 not single-handedly bring down the mob.
他当时正在逃命 长官 He was running from something, sir.
然后才撞上酒驾检查点 And then he crashed into a DUI checkpoint,
犯下了一串重罪 committed ten felonies,
更别提惹恼了一屋子警察 and not to mention eff-you-ing a room full of cops.
- 你一直都在惹恼我 - 去你妈 凯尔 -You eff-you me all the time. -Fuck you, Kyle!
听着 昆西 Look, Quincy.
你父亲曾是我认识的 Your father was one of the most honest
最诚实 最清廉的警察 and incorruptible cops I knew.
你非常像他 And you're a lot like him.
在他过世前 我向你父亲保证过 And before he passed, I promised your father that
我会尽最大能力照顾好你 I would do my best to take care of you.
但有时 你也要懂得配合 But sometimes, you got to know when to play ball.
这不是你的垫脚石 This ain't your stepping stone.
这是你的谷底 It's your rock bottom.
你们都看个什么劲呢? What the fuck are you guys looking at, huh?
* 莫里斯·昆西 警长 新奥尔良警署 卒于 2015年2月22日
该死 Shit.
你这次又怎么了? What'd you do this time?
跟平时一样呗 What I do every time.
抓到泰迪·狼博犯罪 然后 Catch Teddy Lobo committing a crime, and then:
怎么着? 他又一次躲过去了 What? Oh, surprise, he got away with it again.
而你的FBI小队呢 哪去了? And what about your-your little FBI, uh, task force up there?
你们回来四个月了 You guys been back for four months.
你们对狼博家族做什么了? What have you done about the Lobos?
搞了点窃听? Oh, oh, oh, a-a wiretap?
发了张传票? 开了张停车罚单? Subpoena? A fucking parking ticket?
在餐馆用眼神狠狠剜了一下? A hard stare across a diner?
他们对爸爸做的事 我也一样愤怒 I am just as mad about what they did to Dad as you are.
我和你一样想要报仇 I want revenge just as bad as you do.
但是每天我都逼自己咽下那股怒火 But every day, I force myself to swallow that anger
以防扰乱我的调查 so I don't fuck up my investigation.
如果你学不会放手 And if you cannot learn to let that go...
你就永远得不到想要的正义 ...you're never gonna get the justice that you want.
这里不是只有你失去了爸爸 You're not the only one who lost a dad here.
给你 照顾好自己 Here you go. Take care of yourself.
- 你应得的 好好享受吧 - 谢谢 You earned it. Shower yourself in it. - Thanks.
- 泰迪 - 好吧 -Teddy. -Ooh! Okay.
你妈妈要求见你 Your mother wants to see you.
好吧 All right.
在楼下 Downstairs.
长长的 均匀地发力 Long, even strokes.
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mom.
泰迪 Teddy.
你说你...想要找我? You said you want... You said you wanted to see me?
坐下吧 Take a seat, please.
你知道为什么我们成为了 Do you even know why we became
城市里最强大的犯罪家族吗? the most powerful crime family in this city?
我们不是最庞大的 不是最富有的 We're not the biggest. We're not the richest.
但是最令人闻风丧胆的 However, we are the most feared.
我们无情而暴力的形象 Our reputation for ruthlessness and violence
是我多年以来苦苦经营的 is something I have worked very hard to cultivate.
但最近 我们的敌人好像 But lately, our enemies don't seem to be
没以前那么怕我们了 as afraid as they used to be.
他们还是很怕的 妈妈 They're fucking scared, Mom.
不是说那两个偷毒品的小混混 Not the two-bit punks stealing our drugs.
不是说那五大家族 Not the five families.
也不是那个小交警 And not that fucking traffic cop.
这个家族是个帝国 泰迪 This family is an empire, Teddy.
我亲手打出的帝国 I built an empire.
我得知道它的未来有所保障 And I need to know its future is secure.
我得知道它由谁接手 I need to know whose hands it belongs in.
我得知道接手的人 不怕弄脏双手 And I need to know those hands can get a little dirty.
我知道泰迪心里有鬼 I know Teddy's up to something.
我要找到能定他罪的证据 I'm gonna find the evidence to make it stick.
好多橙色油漆 Got a lot of orange paint.
那是什么 某种警告吗? What is that? Some kind of warning?
* 你别再乱搞 把未来想好 是时候出门 麻烦惹上身
大概只是斯卡歌的歌词 I think it's lyrics to a ska song.
斯卡还没绝迹 Ska's not dead.
妈的 Fuck.
天 别太离谱了 Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
你觉得会在这得到答案吗? You think you'll get answers here?
我觉得能在这得到晚饭 I think we'll get dinner.
也许甜点就是答案 Maybe answers for dessert.
她在那 There she is.
你确定要这样做吗 泰迪? You sure you want to do this, Teddy?
没错 我很确定 Yes, I am sure I want to do this.
得提醒下那个警察 这里谁说了算 That cop needs to be reminded who runs this town.
该死 Oh, shit.
妈的 Fuck.
这个样子太可疑了 Oh, this is not a good look.
实在是太可疑了 行动终止 Not a good look at all. Abort. Abort.
你能帮我点个中号吗 Can you order me a number three?
因为厕所正在呼唤大号 The toilet just ordered a number two.
抱歉 Sorry.
这帮家伙是谁啊? Who the fuck are these guys?
敢动 就打爆你的头 Move, and I'll blow your fucking head off.
去死吧 旅游客 -Take that, tourist!
趴下! Get down!
嘿 帮我个忙 Hey, do me a favor.
都保持冷静 Just remain calm,
这样差不多就没人受伤 and almost nobody will get hurt.
谢谢你 泰迪 Thank you, Teddy.
我是想看你跟犯罪现场有没有关系 I came here to connect you to a crime scene,
结果你本人送上门了 and you go and turn it into one.
你想要干什么? What you trying to do?
天啊 你难道是在模仿你爸爸? Holy shit, were you trying to imitate your dad?
你是以为 你爸爸死得很英雄吗? What do you think, your dad died some brave hero?
我们把你爸揍得落花流水 We beat the shit out of your father.
而且在他躺在地上起不来时 And while he was lying there on the floor,
他央求着放他一条活路 he begged for his life.
你爸是个懦夫 Your dad was a coward.
要不这样 我给你留点面子 But you know what? I want to save you that embarrassment.
给你个活命的机会 I'm gonna give you the chance to live.
你只需要向在座的各位承认 All you have to do is admit to everybody here
你听我们使唤 that we own you, too.
所以 怎么说? So, what's it gonna be?
开枪吧 Shoot me.
什么? What?
你听见了 混蛋 You heard me, asshole.
打我啊 Shoot me.
像当初对我父亲一样开枪 Shoot me like you shot my dad.
还是说那不是你干的? Or was that not you?
还是说你乖乖等在车里 Were you waiting in the car
让你的狗腿子替你下手的? while one of your boys did it for you?
我很愿意替你做 泰迪 I'm more than happy to do it, Teddy.
给我闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
你以前对人开过枪吗? Have you ever shot someone before?
我开枪打过好多好多人的 I've shot a million fucking people.
那就再多我一个 Then add me to the list.
来啊 猛男 开枪吧 Come on, tough guy. Shoot me.
如果你认为这是什么游戏 If you think this is a fucking game,
我会一枪把你脸崩开花 I will shoot you in your fucking face.
是吗? 看你敢不敢 -Yeah? Dare you.
你现在想逞英雄? You want to be a fucking hero right now?
好啊 Okay, fine.
走着瞧 Here we go.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
你比你爸强一点 You're better than your father.
妈的 该死 Fuck! Shit!
你没事吧? Are you okay?
没事 没事 Yeah. Yeah. Oh...
那太强了 你也太强了 That was amazing. You were amazing.
你刚才所做的 What you did.
你没有屈服于他 You stood up to him.
你是怎么做到的? How did you do that?
如果我被那个混蛋 What kind of life would I lead
玩弄于股掌之间 那得多悲惨 under the thumb of one of those assholes?
会是 相当悲惨 A very... a very sad one.
是啊 Yeah.
你刚才是不是拿一个装饰盘子 Did I watch you cut a guy's arms off
砍下了一个人的双臂? with a decorative serving platter?
噢 是啊 Oh, uh, y-yeah.
肾上腺素爆发了 That was adrenaline.
那太酷了 Uh, it was awesome.
噢 我是丽贝卡·昆西 Um, I-I'm-I'm Rebecca Quincy.
昆西警官 Officer... Officer Quincy.
罗伯特·蒙特古·雷恩菲尔德 Robert Montague Renfield.
噢 蒙特古 挺酷 Oh, uh, Montague. Cool.
你是本地人吗 还是 Are you from around here or...
噢 不是 Oh, no. I'm...
我 四处漂泊 Uh, everywhere.
啊 部队的人 Ah, military.
怪不得身手这么了得 That-that would explain all the moves.
是啊 但很久以前了 世界大战(指一战) Yeah, but forever ago-- the Great War.
呃 伊拉克 Uh... Iraq.
也许不算世界大战 你懂的 Maybe not great, uh, you know,
但总之还不错 3/5星 but overall pretty good-- three out of five stars.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我无意打扰你们俩... I don't mean to interrupt whatever this is,
但是... but...
我们能起来了吗? can we get up now?
可以 Uh, yeah.
大家能不能都 If I could have everyone please, uh,
站成一排 等着录口供 just line up for me for witness statements.
以及让我们一起感谢雷恩菲尔德先生 And if we could all thank Mr. Renfield
今天的见义勇为 for his brave, uh, efforts today.
谢谢你 雷恩菲尔德先生 Thank you, Mr. Renfield.
你真厉害 雷恩菲尔德先生 You are the man, Mr. Renfield.
还有 谢谢你 And, um, thank you.
你 救了我一命 Y-You... you saved my life.
我... I...
救了一命? saved a life?
你救了我们所有人一命 You saved all our lives.
你肯定不是本地人了 You must really not be from around here,
这里根本看不到你这种人 'cause we certainly don't see your kind very often.
抱歉 我是哪种人? I'm sorry, what kind is that?
英雄啊 Heroes.
哇 那太棒了 Wow. That was amazing.
她太棒了 She is amazing.
而且她看得见我 And she saw me.
她真的能看透我 She really saw me.
很久很久没有经历这种事了 That hasn't happened in ages.
我都忘记这是什么感觉了 I'd forgotten what it feels like.
也许还是有希望存在的 -Maybe there is hope. -Oh, God bless you.
也许她能... Maybe she can...
雷恩菲尔德 Renfield.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
快点过来 Get here now.
啊 该死 Ah, fuck.
现在去抓修女是不是来不及了 Do you think it's too late to grab one of those nuns?
我们昨天怎么说的来着? What did we talk about yesterday?
我一整天都在想 I've been up all day thinking about it.
噢 这是什么? Oh. What's this?
我的伟大计划 Ah. My plan.
* 统治世界
你的计划? Your plan?
但你的计划一直只有喝血 But your plan has always been to just drink blood.
正是 Exactly.
我这些年都在做什么? What have I been doing all these years?
看看我啊 在阴影和污秽中 I mean, look at me, lurking in the shadows and filth
像疾病滋生的动物一样苟活 like some kind of a diseased animal.
你自己也说过 我值得更好的 You said it yourself-- I deserve better.
所以为什么不接受真实的我呢? So, why am I not embracing what I truly am?
那是...? Which is?
一个神明 雷恩菲尔德 A god, Renfield.
一个永生的 永不满足的 An immortal, insatiable--
全能的存在 whoo!-- all-powerful being.
你口中的现代世界都是真的 Everything you said about the modern world is true.
是个危险的地方 It is a dangerous place.
但不是对我们来说 Only not for us.
对他们 那是危险的 悲伤破碎之地 For them, it's a dangerous, sad, broken place
充满恐惧于绝望 full of fear and desperation.
奄奄一息 It's weak.
渴望有一股强大的力量来引导 Longing for a powerful force to guide it,
来控制它 统治它 control it, dominate it.
像你一样 Like you.
这整个社会都是由千万个雷恩菲尔德设计 I mean, this entire society was designed by Renfields,
为千万个雷恩菲尔德存在 for Renfields.
所以我凭什么要适应这世界? So, why should I have to adapt to it?
应该是这世界来适应我 It should have to adapt to me.
- 我欠你太多 仆从 - 噢 不 -I owe it all to you, servant. -Oh, no.
我想您对我说的话 I think you actually might have read between the lines
- 有点过度解读了 - 确实 -a little bit there. -Indeed.
我们一起来 We're in this together,
德古拉和雷恩菲尔德 Dracula and Renfield.
从现在起 人类社会不会再 From now on, humanity will no longer be divided
分为正邪两派 by the good and the evil,
从此只有跟随着... only by followers...
和口粮 and food.
你和我永远 直到时间尽头 You and I forever, until the end of time.
我的天啊 Bloody hell.
* 全 是 鸡 汤
我的生活如何? How is my life?
我的生活就像是... My life is like a...
一条没有尽头的哈哈镜走廊 never-ending hallway of fun house mirrors, but...
但所有小丑都是我自己 all the clowns are me.
呃 大家好 Uh, hey, everyone.
我需要你们帮忙 I need your help.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
不好 No.
我得摆脱一段有毒的关系 I need to get out of a toxic relationship.
好好好 快落座 尽情倾诉 Okay. Well, well, well, well, take a seat and let her rip.
好的 谢谢 Okay, thanks.
好吧 去我的卡罗尔吧 Okay, yeah. Fuck Carol, I guess.
这真是...‘ It's...
我也恨她呢 I hate her, too.
要不你就先讲讲 Why don't you start by telling us
你最初是为什么来这里 what brought you here in the first place.
我正在为我的老板 I was on the job.
完成一项工作 Uh, for my boss.
事实上 我在跟着鲍勃 Uh, well, and I was actually following Bob,
因为我觉得鲍勃可能 because I thought that Bob would make
是个很好的...呃 a very good, um, uh...
朋友? Friend?
是的 谢谢你 鲍勃 Yes. Thank you, Bob.
谢谢你 雷恩菲尔德 Thank you, Renfield.
然后 我就开始倾听 And then, you know, I started to hear
你们大家的故事 all of your stories and...
这些故事 都好悲惨 I mean, they were all so sad.
我们就这样 That's us.
然后 很久以来第一次 And, you know, for the first time in years,
我感觉到自己不是孤身一人 I felt like I wasn't alone.
你意识到你是个依赖者 -You realized you're a codependent. -Mm-hmm.
我需要改变 我明白我需要改变 I need to change. I can see that I-I need to change,
我也很想 但我老板 and, uh, I want to, but my boss,
他开始胡思乱想 he's pretty delusional, I think.
他认为他能统治全世界 Uh, he thinks he can take over the world.
他是个自恋者 雷恩菲尔德 -He's a narcissist, Renfield.
我们都明白你是什么感受 We all know exactly how you feel.
- 是的 - 没错 -Yes. -Exactly.
不 他不一样 No, he's different.
- 他一直在你脑子里 - 是的 -You can't get him out of your head. -No.
噢 你感觉他仿佛动动指尖 Ooh, and you feel like he could kill you
就能杀了你 with the snap of his fingers.
是的 都不用打响指 -Yes. Wouldn't even need to snap. -Oh.
他能用意念控制老鼠 He controls rats with his mind.
别在意 他正在服药 It's okay, it's okay. He's on medication.
雷恩菲尔德 这是最典型的依赖症 Renfield, this is codependency 101.
一个自恋者会尽一切所能 A narcissist will take full advantage
去利用依赖者的低自尊 of a codependent's low self-esteem,
但你才是真正掌握力量的那一方 but you're the one with the real power.
你只需要把力量夺回来 And all you got to do is take it back.
我要怎么做? How do I do that?
专注于你的需求 Focus on your needs.
这个 我其实有好多年 I mean, I just haven't thought about
没考虑过自己的需求了 any of my needs in years.
但如果你不再考虑他的需求 会怎么样? But if you were to stop focusing on his needs, what would happen?
如果我不... If I don't...
是啊 会怎么样? Yeah, what would happen?
不再专注他的需求 Stop focusing on his needs.
会发生什么? What would happen?
他就无法恢复全力 -He won't grow to full power.
没错! 他无法恢复全力 Exactly. He won't grow to full power.
什么 这么说也太怪了 What? That's so weird.
为什么要这样形容? Why would you phrase it like that?
但确实 他说的对 But yes, he's right.
他完全没有错 He's absolutely right.
他不会恢复全力 He won't grow to full power.
你就可以把花在他身上的精力 You can take all that energy you've spent on him
都留给自己 and put it toward yourself.
然后你就是恢复全力的那一个了 And then you will be the one who grows to full power.
- 没错 - 恢复全力 -Yes. -Full power.
我恢复...我能够恢复全力? Me grow... I-I'm gonna grow to full power?
我要亲耳听你说 I want to hear you say it.
说 我会恢复全力 Say, "I'm gonna grow to full power."
我 我会恢复全力 I-I-I'm gonna grow to full power.
我听见你说了 但我不相信 I heard you say it, but I didn't believe you.
- 不行 - 让我听你再说一遍 -Nope. -Let me hear you say it again.
- 我要恢复全力! - 这就对了 -I'm gonna grow to full power. -Yes!
我看到你笑了 你喜欢这样 I see a smile there because you like it.
现在 让全世界都听到 Now, say it like the world needs to hear it.
我要恢复全力 I'm gonna grow to full power.
这就对啦 There you go!
- 是的! - 那个每周都 -Yes! -That guy who walks
来这里的可怜虫 跟他拜拜吧 in here every single week, say goodbye to him.
你现在有新面貌了 This is the person you are now.
* 人生无法重来 自我价值 自由 坚定
给你 Here you go.
力量掌握在你自己手里 The power is in your hands.
* 如何在自恋者面前保护自己
这本书就是你的护甲 That book is your armor.
是你的武器 你的圣经 It's your weapon. It's your Bible.
这蚂蚁农场好酷 That's a cool ant farm.
还能再加入一只吗? Is there room for one more?
- 可以啊 - 好吗? -Yeah. -Yeah?
谢谢你 Thank you.
大家都出出主意 Let's give him some ideas.
你知道木梳是啥吗? Do you know what a brush is?
还有 清理下指甲缝 Oh, and clean them nasty fingernails.
护理日 我跟你一起去 Spa day. I'll go with you.
让你体内的查克拉平衡 伙计 Get your chakras balanced, homes.
还有 换点现代的衣服吧 Ooh, and update that wardrobe to this century.
众目睽睽之下 You would think that attacking a police officer
攻击一名警官 in front of a bunch of witnesses
这本该足够让泰迪·狼博吃牢饭了 at a restaurant would be enough to put Teddy Lobo behind bars.
但你们把我当傻子呢吧? You guys don't think I know what's going on here, huh?
我不知道你们这帮混蛋里有多少人 I don't know how many of you assholes
收了狼博家族的好处 are on the Lobos' payroll,
但是你们能动手脚的证据 but there's only so much evidence you can tamper with
还有能恐吓的证人 都是有限的 and so many witnesses you can intimidate.
对吧? 总有一天 All right? Because eventually,
会有人勇敢地站出来 someone brave enough is going to step forward,
并且帮我扳倒狼博家族 and they're going to help me take down the Lobos
还有你们这帮混蛋 and all of you motherfuckers!
永远不得翻身! Permanently! Permanently!
雷恩菲尔德先生? Mr. Renfield?
罗伯特·蒙特古·雷恩菲尔德 为您效劳 Robert Montague Renfield, yes, at your service.
你好像变样了 You look different.
变得好了 Good different.
很喜欢你的毛衣 I really like your sweater.
噢 谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
在梅西百货买的 I went to Macy's.
我来是为了录口供的 Um, I'm here to give my witness statement.
你每次录口供都带花来吗? You always bring flowers to give a witness statement?
是的 呃 是给大家买的 Yeah, uh, well, th-they're for everyone.
- 是给大家的 - 大家的 -They're for everyone. -Everyone.
你想...最好放在水里养着 Do you, um... Probably put it in some water.
剩下的都送给你 And the rest are for you.
- 谢谢你 - 没事 -Thank you. -Yeah. Pleasure.
丽贝卡 这是你小男友吗? Rebecca, is this your boyfriend?
闭他妈嘴 凯尔 Shut the fuck up, Kyle!
谢谢你能来 雷恩菲尔德先生 Thank you for coming in, Mr. Renfield.
这真的意义重大 It really means a lot.
我终于能做点好事 对我来说 Yeah, it means a lot that I can actually
也是意义重大 do the right thing, for once.
我真的非常感激你能来 Well, if I could just stress how appreciative I am
因为如果没有你 that you're here, uh, because without you,
- 我可能就有点迷失方向了 - 不 -I think I'd be a bit lost. -No.
你代表了所有活在恐惧阴影下的人 You stood up for everyone who's ever lived in fear
拒绝让强大的势力扭曲他们的人生 of the powerful forces shaping their lives.
好吗 你一定要坚持下去 Okay? And you need to keep doing that,
因为当像你一样的人不再 because when people like you stop
为这些人抗争时 standing up to people like them,
怪物就会统治一切了 that's when the monsters take over.
所以... So...
你没有迷失方向 You are not lost.
你能鼓舞人心 You're an inspiration.
谢谢你 雷恩菲尔德先生 Thank you, Mr. Renfield.
叫我罗伯特 It's Robert.
罗伯特 Robert.
这跟在餐馆里 This is the same prick
打败所有人的混蛋是同一个人 who took out everyone in the restaurant.
他为谁卖命? Who does he work for?
- 五大家族吗? - 我不知道 -The five fucking families? -I-I don't know.
但我们黑进了国安局的天眼系统 But we've hacked into the NSA's Eye in the Sky,
我们能追踪他 and we can track him
利用城里一切摄像头 using all these other cameras throughout the city.
是的 我能搞到你想要的任何东西 Yes, I can get you access to whatever you want.
是的 而且还有更好的 Yeah, and then we enhance.
我们追踪到他了 -We got a trace on him. -Boom!
好了 现在可以追踪他的一举一动了 We did it. Now we can track his every move.
他最后的已知位置是慈善医院原址 His last known location is at the old charity hospital.
限你今天之内找到他 杀了他 You have until the end of the day to find him and kill him.
十分钟足矣 Give me ten minutes.
还是今日之内吧 I'll take the end of the day.
你把这支笔上的DNA在系统里比对一遍吗? Can you run the DNA on this pen through the Bureau's database?
还有国际刑警的系统 And Interpol.
我没法相信部门里的任何人 I can't trust this with anyone who works in my department.
发现这支笔的地方 This pen was found near a location
就在那三个失踪人口附近 where these three guys went missing.
逮捕泰迪·狼博时 他也是 Teddy Lobo was fleeing from the same location
从这里逃走的 when I arrested him.
据街头消息说 这三个人就是 Word on the street is these are the three guys
偷了狼博家毒品的人 who allegedly stole drugs from the Lobos.
没错 Right.
这支笔上的DNA证据 And the DNA evidence on this pen
也许能把泰迪·狼博与犯罪现场联系起来 just might connect Teddy Lobo to that crime scene.
也许希望渺茫 但是值得试试 Maybe it's a long shot, but I got to try.
听着 我知道我一直没处理好一切 Look, I know I-I haven't handled anything well
自从爸他... since Dad, um...
但我真的需要你的帮助 but I really need your help.
你能查下这支笔吗? Can you run this pen?
求你了 Please.
* 禁止入内
走吧 快点 Let's go. Come on.
什么鬼? What the fuck?
见他妈的鬼了 Holy fucking shit.
罗尼 给我妈打电话 Ronnie, call my mom!
这就打 I'm on it.
罗尼 赶紧给我妈打电话! Ronnie, call my fucking mom!
喂 罗尼 Hello, Ronnie?
罗尼 你又误触了吗? Ronnie, is this another butt dial?
你们是撂挑子跑了吗? 喂? Did you guys fucking bail? Hello?
- 有人吗? - 泰迪 -Guys? -Teddy.
- 妈 怎么回事? - 泰迪 -What the fuck? Mom. -Teddy.
妈? Mom?
泰迪? Teddy?
你他妈知道我是谁吗? Do you know who the fuck I am?
- 泰迪? - 我可是泰迪·狼博 -Teddy? -I'm Teddy fucking Lobo.
我是德古拉伯爵 -I am Count Dracula.
你比较厉害 You win.
你是谁? Who are you?
是教堂派你来的? You were sent by the church?
什么教堂? 不是 Church? No.
你到底说什么呢? What are you fucking talking about?
我是个罪犯 I'm a criminal.
我们整个组织都很邪恶 My whole organization is about evil.
很邪恶的 Evil. Oh, fuck.
哥们 Dude.
你为什么来这里? Why are you here?
我来这里是为了找这个家伙 I'm here because I want to find this guy!
我是来找他的 I'm trying to find this guy.
他插手我们的家族生意 He stuck his nose in our family business
还杀了我们几个人 and killed some of our guys
想要救下一群无辜群众 trying to save a bunch of innocent people.
所以怎么 他是你的室友? So, what is he, like, your fucking roommate?
他是我的仆从 He's my servant.
他好像没好好伺候你啊 He doesn't seem to be serving you very well.
这里是警员昆西 You've reached Officer Quincy.
请在哔声后陈述你的紧急情况 Please state your emergency at the sound of the beep.
嗨 丽贝卡 -Uh, hi, Rebecca.
这不是很紧急 是我 罗伯特 It's not an emergency. It-it's me, Robert.
我想问的是 呃 What, uh, I was trying to ask was, um,
你愿不愿意一起吃点东西 maybe you'd like to get a bite to eat...
你好 雷恩菲尔德 Hello, Renfield.
我一直在等你 I've been expecting you.
快请进吧 Please, come in.
关上门 Close the door.
* 吸血鬼需要别人邀请才能进到室内
* 欢迎! 进来吧!
该死 Shit.
很华丽的服饰啊 Marvelous attire.
很多彩 Very colorful.
你看起来像是那种精神小伙 You look like the sort of boy who has to fight 'em off.
所以我猜 你今天晚上 So, I suppose that's a no
是不会给我带晚餐回来了吧? as to you bringing me my dinner tonight, hmm?
- 不会? 不会的 - 不会? -A no? No. -No?
不 不是不会 No, not a no.
- 不是不会? - 呃 是的 -No, not no? -Uh, yes.
绝对有晚餐 Big yes to dinner.
这个 是大餐 超级大餐 主人 Ooh. Um, a feast. A full feast, Master.
事实上 我很高兴您找到这 In fact, I'm so glad you're here.
因为我 我正要去找您呢 Um, I was actually, um... I was on my way to see you.
你正要去呢 Oh, you were on your way.
是的 但我 太多尸体了 Yes, but I had, um, too many bodies.
- 你有尸体呢? - 是的 太多了 -Oh, you-you have bodies, huh? -Yeah, too... too many.
太多尸体了 我自己拿不了 Well, uh, so many bodies, um, that I couldn't carry them all.
您真该看看 Uh, you should have seen it.
最近我的后背总疼 The problem is my back has really been playing up.
总之 本来是想雇个拖车的 Anyway, the-the plan is to rent a U-Haul, and that way,
这样就能把尸体都... -I'll be able to get all the bodies... -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
这样吧 太蠢了 您完全不用担心 You know what? It's so silly, but you don't have to worry,
我就不拿这些琐事烦您了 um, and I-I won't bother you with my-my problems.
不 别这样 No, no.
别这样 跟我说说你的烦恼 Please, tell me all about your problems.
跟我讲讲那些拿枪的罪犯 Tell me all about the gun-wielding criminals
一路追杀你报仇 who came after you for killing their men
因为你在保护那些 所谓的无辜群众 because you were protecting so-called innocent people.
我 我很抱歉 I'm-I'm sorry.
对不起 主人 我无意伤害您 I'm sorry, Master. I never meant to hurt you.
伤害我? Hurt me?
你真的以为 Are you actually suggesting
你所做的任何事 能够伤害到 that anything you could do would hurt...
我? me?!
不 不 不 主人 对不起 No. No, no, no, no, no. No, Master, I'm sorry.
我不是 我不是这个意思 I didn't mean... I didn't mean that.
不 不 没关系 No, no, it's-it's all right. It's all right.
- 真的吗? - 没事的 -Really? -No, it's... Yeah.
让我给你解释一下吧 Let me explain something to you, okay?
- 好的 - 我看错你了 -Okay. -I was wrong about you.
当初你如此急切地加入我时 I should've realized what you were capable of
我就该知道你会有这种能耐 when you were so eager to join me.
我不觉得我急切 I-I don't think I was eager.
您是碰见了我的低谷期 I think that you caught me at a low moment
- 而且您也在操控我 - 不 不 不 -and you maybe manipulated me, too. -No, no, no,
- 不是 - 您抓住低谷期的我 -no, no... -And you just caught me at a low moment
- 还用了些您的能力 - 不 不 不! -and used some of your power... -...no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
我在很多方面都会用我的能力 I use my power for a lot of things,
但从未在你身上用过 but I didn't need to use it on you.
你是个想凭借一单地产生意 You were a lawyer who wanted to get rich
就暴富的律师 off a real estate deal.
是你利用了我 You're the one who used me!
你利用了我的能力 因为你只是个空壳 You used my power because you're a husk.
金玉其外 败絮其中 An empty void that nothing can fill.
唯一给了你生命任何意义的 就是我的能力 The only thing that gave your life any meaning was my power.
你利用这能力给我带来受害者 The power you used to bring me victims
而你自己也装成了受害者 while you pretended to be one yourself.
然而 我才是真正的受害者 However, I'm the real victim here!
我才是你发誓保护的那个人! I'm the one you swore to protect!
而你... And you...
抛弃了我! abandoned me!
不是的 No.
这不是真的 That's not true.
就像你抛弃了 Just like you abandoned
你的妻子和女儿 your wife and your daughter.
那不是...我没有... That's not... I didn't...
我没有抛弃她们 I didn't abandon them.
看着你自己的眼睛 雷恩菲尔德 Look into your own eyes, Renfield.
你才是怪物 不是我 You're the monster, Renfield, not me.
是你 It's you.
不 不 No. No.
够了 够了 That's enough. That's enough.
* 如何在自恋者面前保护自己
什么? What?
我不再忍受虐待 I will no longer tolerate abuse.
不要笑了 Stop laughing.
我值得被爱 I deserve love.
我值得幸福 I deserve happiness.
你只配受折磨 You deserve only suffering.
我知道活死人是种痛苦的经历 Um, oh. I know being undead, it's a painful existence--
这是...我理解你的痛苦 it is-- and I empathize with your pain.
拜托 请为我解释 Oh, please. Illuminate me.
让我向你学习 Let me learn from you.
我会找到你爱的所有人 I will find everyone you have ever loved,
然后吸干他们的血 and I will drain them.
- 我会把这间... - 开间公寓? -I will reduce this... this... -S-Studio apartment?
开间公寓 烧成灰烬! ...studio apartment until it's ash!
自我肯定 自我肯定 Affirmations, affirmations.
我足够优秀 我值得幸福 Uh, I'm enough, and, um, I deserve some happiness.
还有些别的要说的 There is some other stuff that I have to say.
是谁让你这么胡思乱想的? Who put these ideas in your head?
* 生命泉教堂
当然了 Of course.
什么? What?
该死 Shit.
你认为道格被杀了? You think Doug was murdered?
我没法确定 但是我... I can't say for sure, but I...
我倒希望他被杀了 I hope he was fucking murdered.
我希望他被碎尸万段... I hope he was torn to itty-bitty pieces and then...
我不该在警察面前这样讲 是吧 I shouldn't be saying that to a cop, right?
卡拉 鸡尾酒做好了! Karla, margaritas are ready!
凯特琳 哦天 这是... Caitlyn! Oh, God. This...
尝尝这个 Try this.
你是凯特琳·伯格壬吗? Are you Caitlyn Berggren?
我想是谁都可以 I can be anybody I want now.
是的 你可以的 That's right. Yes, you can.
是你申报了米切·福莱蒂的失踪人口报告吗? Did you file a missing persons report for Mitch Flaherty?
- 可能吧? - 你是凯特琳吗? -Maybe. -Are you Caitlyn?
你们两个怎么认识的? H-How do you two know each other?
有这么个互助小组 -Um, from this support group thing. -
都是些对混蛋着迷的人 Uh, for people addicted to assholes.
匿名戒混蛋会 -Assholes Anonymous.
就在生命泉教堂 At the Livespring Church.
* 我足够优秀 我已经受够 我值得幸福
我发现我知道什么是健康的爱情 I realized that I can identify healthy love.
*玫瑰是红的 紫罗兰是蓝的 为自己而活 梦想便会成真
我只是不认为自己值得 I just don't think I deserve it.
这其实都是羞耻在作怪 Um, and that's partially the shame talking,
但依然 那种热情... but also the rash...
雷恩菲尔德? Renfield?
我就不能讲完一次吗? Can I get through one fucking share, please?
大家都还好吗? Is, uh... is everyone okay?
- 如果你这么说的话 - 我们没事 If that's what you want to call it. - We're all fine.
- 发生什么了? - 我们... -What's going on? What's going on? -We, uh...
我们必须马上离开 We need to leave. Now.
谁又规定我们必须在体育馆 I mean, where's the rule that says we have to talk
分享我们的感情呢? 快点 拜托了 about our feelings in a gym? Come on, please.
起来 我们找个安全的地方躲到早上 Up. Up. Let's go somewhere safe till morning.
来吧 大家都来 快点 Come on, up. Everybody, move. Come on.
雷恩菲尔德 深呼吸一下 Renfield, just take a deep breath.
我们都没事的 我保证 We are all fine. I promise...
马克 我们必须立刻离开 Mark, we need to leave now.
好吧... -All right...
嗨 你是来参加分享会的吗? Hi. Uh, are you here for the meeting?
来吧 进来 Well, come on in.
不 不 不! No! No! No!
你的礼帽和手杖可以放在门口 You can leave your top hat and cane by the door.
雷恩菲尔德 Renfield.
我... I'm...
感觉好多了 feeling much better.
不要 Don't.
你想给大家介绍一下自己吗? Would you like to introduce yourself to the group?
我是瓦拉几亚王子 I'm the prince of Wallachia.
有人叫我黑暗之子 Some call me the Dark One.
有人叫我死亡之主 Others, the Lord of Death.
然而对大多数人来说 However, to most,
我被人熟知为... I am known simply as...
雷恩菲尔德的老板! -Renfield's boss!
吾乃德古拉 I am Dracula.
好吧 显然我们面对的 Okay. Obviously, we're dealing with
要比自恋情结更复杂一点 a little bit more than just narcissism here.
主人 Master.
求求你 Please.
我不该抛弃你的 I should never have forsaken you.
你本可以坐拥一切 You could've had everything.
我给了你机会选择 I gave you the choice between
是得到神明之力 the power of a god
还是人类可悲的绝望 and the pathetic desperation of humanity.
为什么? Why?
为什么要选择这个? Why would you choose this?
因为... Because...
...这就是我 ...that's what I am.
主人 求求你 Master, please.
这些都是好人 These are good people.
很好 那么你终于满足了我的要求 Good. You've finally brought me what I've been asking for.
我们开吃吧 Let's eat.
求求你 不要 Please. Please. No.
不要! No!
求求你 德古拉! Please, Dracula!
不要 No.
不 不 不 我很抱歉 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry.
有些经历 There are some experiences
要比死亡还糟糕 雷恩菲尔德 worse than death, Renfield.
比如在你悲惨人生 Such as spending the remaining years
剩下的时间里 of your miserable life
明知你在上个世纪、 knowing all the depravity
见证的所有腐败 you've witnessed in the last century
都比不上我将要让这世界 will be nothing compared to the suffering
经受的一切苦难折磨 I'm going to unleash on this world.
你背弃我而选择的世界 The world you chose over mine.
当我达成目的 整个人类社会 When I'm finished, the entire human race,
你在意的所有人 都会受苦 everyone you care about, will suffer.
因为你背叛了我 Because you betrayed me.
- 我的天啊 - 举起手来 -Holy shit. -Hands in the air.
我毁掉了一切 I destroyed everything.
我去上报 I'll call it in.
我以为我能救下这些人 I thought I could save these people
把他们生活中的怪物带给德古拉 by bringing Dracula all of their monsters,
但我真正所做的 but what I've really done is
是把我的怪物带到他们面前 deliver my monster right to them.
你报上去了吗? Did you call it in?
是的 是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
怎么回事? What the fuck?
真抱歉 丽贝卡 I'm sorry, Rebecca.
没事的 It's okay.
这跟你无关 昆西小姐 This is not about you, Miss Quincy.
都是因为他 It's about him.
我得知道泰迪发生了什么 I need to find out what happened to Teddy
并且惩罚罪魁祸首 and punish those responsible.
而你 比起别人 最该理解 You, of all people, should understand that.
我本来要送他进监狱的 Well, I was gonna take him to jail.
你们也都该进去 You all should come, too.
听着 昆西 你这逮捕很重大 Look, Quincy, this is a big arrest you made.
我想给你个晋升的机会 I want to offer you a full promotion.
好吗? 工作时间合理 薪水充裕 Right? Better hours, better pay,
更好的停车位 凯尔的车位就给你 better parking space-- in fact, Kyle's parking space.
去你妈的 凯尔 -Uh, hey. -Fuck you, Kyle!
恭喜了 Congratulations.
我知道这不是你希望看到的 I know this is not exactly what you were hoping for,
但是成功是最好的复仇 but success really is the best revenge.
好吧 Okay.
妈的 Fuck!
我要整个城市都行动起来 I want the whole city activated.
找到他们 Find them.
注意了 全体警官 Attention, all officers.
丽贝卡·昆西警官现在是在逃嫌犯 Officer Rebecca Quincy is now a wanted fugitive.
她和一位男性共犯持有武器 非常危险 She and her male accomplice are armed and extremely dangerous.
丽贝卡·昆西警官 Officer Rebecca Quincy
和一位未知共犯 and one unknown assailant.
一经发现当场处死 Proceed with deadly force.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
妈的 妈的 妈的 等等 等等 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
等等 不 不 不 不 Wait. No, no, no, no, no.
你的这个犯罪家族 This crime family of yours,
想不想看到 would it enjoy witnessing
敌人的人头落地 the beheading of its enemies
反对者全部处死? and the impalement of all who oppose it?
这个 这简直 That's-that's... that's, like, our...
这就是我们的作风 that's, like, our whole thing, man.
这个家族 能召集人马吗? And can the family raise me soldiers?
我们 可以叫些人来 We can... I can make a couple calls, yeah.
无论雷恩菲尔德给你带来什么麻烦 Whatever pain Renfield caused you,
我都会以十万倍奉还 I will return 10,000-fold.
我将放出死亡的千军万马 I will unleash an army of death
让燃烧的尸山 whilst warming my skin
温暖我的肌肤 next to mountains of burning corpses.
你觉得这听起来如何? How does that sound to you?
看来你得跟我妈见一面 It sounds like you got to meet my mom.
你是高兴呢 还是要搞我? Are you happy, or are you gonna fuck me up?
你感觉如何? How are you feeling?
希望你饿了 Hope you're hungry.
没事的 It's okay.
没事的 你的枪和手机就在旁边 It's okay, your gun and phone are on the side right there.
我只是 我就把这些放下 I'm just gonna... gonna set these down right here.
这就好了 There we go.
- 我在哪? - 在我家 -Where am I? -My place.
这不是绑架 It's not an abduction.
事实上 你看 我还被你逮捕着 In fact, uh, you know, I'm very much still in your custody.
我能坐下吗? Mind if I sit?
吃小甜饼吗? Snickerdoodle?
我不要你的杀人曲奇 I don't want your murder cookies.
这些只是普通曲奇 They're just regular cookies.
我也不知道在杀人犯眼力 Well, I don't know what "regular cookies" means
普通曲奇什么样 to a murderer.
这个 我也不知道啊 Um, I don't really know that, either.
喔 当心 Ooh. Careful.
- 你该多休息 - 好吧 -You should just rest up. -Oh. Okay.
- 你没事吧? - 没事 -You okay? -Yes.
给我...给我点杀人曲奇 Give me the... give me the murder cookie.
- 好的 - 不要那个像大便的 -Oh, yeah. -Just not the one that looks like shit.
我不知道你觉得哪个像大便 I don't know which one you think looks like shit.
谢谢你 Thank you.
听着 我感觉我该解释一下 Listen, I feel like I should give you an explanation.
不需要什么解释 No explanation necessary.
我不希望你认为我是 杀人犯 I don't want you to think of me as some kind of... murderer,
事实上要比这更复杂些 when it's really much more nuanced than that.
如果你能听我讲两句 You know, if you just hear me out for a second,
你就会发现我 不是个坏人 then you'll understand I'm... I'm not such a bad guy.
我不在乎你是什么人 I don't give a shit what kind of guy you are.
好吧 讲话没必要这么毒吧 Okay, there's no need to be mean.
什么? Excuse me?
我救了你的命 两次哦 I saved your life. Twice.
我们不非要做朋友 但是你 I'm not saying we need to be friends, but you're in
现在也一屁股麻烦呢 而且很可能 a lot of shit right now, and there's a very good chance
我是唯一一个你能信任的人 I might be the only person you can actually trust.
你是唯一一个我能信任的人 The fact that you are the only person that I can trust
说明我真的屎到淋头了 just proves that I am monumentally fucked.
也许你的麻烦来自于 Well, maybe you're fucked because of
- 你未疏解的怒火 -什么? -your unresolved anger. -What?!
我不是心理学家 但是也去过几次座谈了 I'm no psychologist, but I've been to a couple of meetings...
你去过座谈了是吧? Oh, you've-you've been to some meetings? Yeah?
是那种大家一起来 打个招呼 Where the people come in, they're like, "Oh, hi.
嘘寒问暖 喝点咖啡 How you doing?" Drink some coffee,
然后被残忍谋杀的座谈吗? then get brutally fucking murdered?
是那种吗? Those meetings?
是的 就是那种 Uh, yes. Those meetings.
你别说 You know what?
我确实有怒火 I am angry.
我名列前茅毕业 I graduated top of my class,
却还在底层查酒驾 and I'm still working DUI checkpoints
这里甚至有鸡尾酒得来速 in a town with daiquiri drive-throughs.
我在这里尽心尽力 I bust my ass for a city that is corrupt
却让杀死我父亲的人们 and lets the people that killed my father
随意逍遥法外 get away with anything they want to do.
不像你 我没法把我的怒火发泄在 But unlike you, I can't go and take out my anger
随意屠杀我认为罪有应得的人上 by killing every asshole on the street who I think deserves it.
很抱歉 那听起来 I'm sorry. That sounds...
非常痛苦 而且 painful and, um...
我没有发泄怒火 如果你能听我解释 I'm not taking out my anger, if you'd let me explain.
拜托了 Please.
好吧 Okay.
请讲 By all means.
我为德古拉工作 I work for Dracula.
什么? What?
德古拉 Dracula.
德古拉? Dracula?
- 德古拉 - 德古拉伯爵? -Dracula. -Count Dracula?
不是 是当总统那个 No, no. President Dracula.
是的 伯爵...抱歉 Yes, of co... Yes. Sorry.
德古拉伯爵 我是他的仆从 Count Dracula. I'm... I'm his familiar.
你知道的 满足他的需求 I-I... you know, I tend to his needs,
包括照顾 喂食 你懂的 including care, feeding, uh, you know,
什么都要干 特别是白天 anything especially during the daylight hours.
你给德古拉抓人来吃? Like, you get Dracula people to eat?
我也做很多别的事 I do other stuff, too.
比如呢? 亲手洗斗篷? Like what? Wash his cape?
不是 No.
那个只能干洗 It's dry-clean only.
我的天 My God.
我真不敢相信会信了你这一套 I cannot believe I bought into your bullshit.
你不是个英雄 You're not a hero.
你连反派都不是 You're not even a villain.
你就是个随便杀人的人 You're just a guy that kills random people.
什么? What?
丽贝卡 你说得对 Rebecca, you were right.
我在国际刑警档案里查了 I ran that pen through Interpol.
这比狼博家族要大得多 This is beyond the Lobos.
无论是谁抓走了这些失踪者 Whoever's responsible for those disappearances
这人跟全世界的案件都有联系 has been linked to cases all over the world
时间追溯到几十年前 going back decades.
如果这是同一个人干的 他可能七八十岁了 If this is the same guy, he's probably 70 or 80 years old
而且也许是全世界 and he might be the most prolific serial killer
杀人最多的连环杀手 the world has ever known.
你在哪呢? So, where are you?
我在哪 这个 Where am I? Um...
我就在 就在他家里 I'm-I'm at his... I'm at his place.
但这没事 因为他 他 But-but it's-it's okay because he's-he's in...
- 我已经控制住他了 - 什么? -he's in my custody. -What?
他还给我烤了曲奇 And he made me some cookies.
那你没吃吧? You didn't eat the cookies, did you?
没 我不会吃陌生人的曲奇 No. I don't eat the cookies of strange men.
好吧 我一会带人过来 Okay. Well, I'm gonna head over there with my team.
不 不 别来 我把他带给你 No, no, no. Don't. I need to get him to you.
狼博家族也在追杀他 The Lobos are after him, too.
我不知道还有谁能相信 I don't know who we can trust.
二十分钟后 杜蒙咖啡馆见 Meet me at Café Du Monde in 20 minutes.
好吧 一定当心啊 丽贝卡 Okay, just... please be careful, Rebecca.
你也是 You, too.
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
快走 快走 Go, go.
所有小队 可以行动 All units, you have a green light.
开始攻击 Commence attack.
我们得找只虫子 We need to find a bug. Now.
为什么? Why?
它们的生命能给我力量 Their life force gives me power.
它们的生命能给你力量? Their life force gives you power?
是的 迷惑行为 但是相信我 Yes. It's confusing, but trust me, it works.
很快就会有一大堆人 Any second now, a shit ton of guys
从楼梯上来 如果你想让我 are coming up those stairs, and if you want me to do
把餐厅里那套故技重施 那就快找只虫子 what I did at the restaurant, we need to find a bug now.
- 你们俩 跟我走 - 快 快 快 -You two, with me. -Go, go, go.
快啊 大肚蜘蛛 什么都行 Come on. A juicy spider, anything.
太好了! Yes!
快给我 Give me that!
你是个坏人 雷恩菲尔德先生 You're a bad man, Mr. Renfield!
这个吗 Yeah, well...
这有时能派上用场 Sometimes that comes in handy.
那个混蛋会飞吗? -Ooh. -That son of a bitch can fly?
妈呀 -Oh, shit! -Whoa.
- 妈呀 - 妈呀 -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit.
你知道有时候发生疯狂的事情 You know when something crazy happens
有人会说 and someone's like,
很抱歉让你看到 "I'm so sorry you had to see that"?
另一个人会说 And the other person's like,
没事 我见过更糟的 "It's okay, I've seen way worse"?
怎么了 Yeah.
我今天看到的一切 就是我的"更糟的" Everything I saw you do today is gonna be my "way worse."
这事态完全失控了 This shit's gotten completely out of control.
为了什么? 救泰迪吗? And for what? Teddy?
他就是个傻逼 He's a freaking idiot.
很抱歉 贝拉 我出局了 I'm sorry, Bella, but I'm out.
别挡我的道 Get the fuck out my way.
这全家人都是疯子 This whole family is fucking nuts.
嘿 我刚聊到你呢... Oh, hey. I was just talking about...
看来他又回来了 Looks like he's back in.
儿子 Son.
噢 妈妈 Oh, Mom.
你去哪了? Where have you been?
我去亲手做些脏活了 Oh, I've been getting my hands real fucking dirty.
快过来 我要让你见见这个人 Come here. I got to show you someone.
过来 放这里就行 Right there. Put it down right there.
就在人头面前 Right in front of the head.
是他妈德古拉! It's fucking Dracula!
是货真价实的德古拉! It's the real fucking Dracula!
妈的 带劲 Fuck, man!
他想要和我们一起统治世界 He wants to take over the world with us.
你好 德古拉先生 Hello, Mr. Dracula.
或者该叫你 德古拉王子? Or should I say Prince Dracula?
幸会 Enchantée.
荣幸至极 The pleasure is all mine.
我们有好多要聊的 We have much to discuss.
好啊 Okay.
天啊 希望我姐快点过来 God, I hope my sister gets here soon.
我们一屁股麻烦 There's a lot of heat on us.
我曾经在伦敦带我家人去过这样的地方 I took my family to a place like this in London
就在启程去德古拉城堡的那天早上 the morning I left for Dracula's castle.
你有家人? You had a family?
曾经有 I did.
那是 很久很久以前了 Um, it was a... a long time ago.
非常久远了 A really long time ago.
是的 我比看起来的要老 Yeah, I'm older than I look.
那是莉莉安 她那时才五岁 That's Lilian. She was five then.
我以为去到欧洲 I thought going to Europe
跟伯爵敲定一笔大买卖 to make some big deal with a count
能让我们过上应有的人生 would give us the life we deserved.
或者说... Or, um...
是我以为应有的 what I thought I deserved.
我在各种意义上都对不起她们 I let them down in so many ways.
你知道 这就是他最大的力量 You know, that's his greatest power.
他直视你的双眼 He looks into your eyes and finds
找到你认为能够让人生圆满的东西 what you think you need to make your life whole.
你的梦想 你的欲望 Your... your dreams and your desires
还有你的...贪婪 and your... greed.
你的耻辱 Your shame.
我怪他逼迫我遗弃了家人 I blamed him for forcing me to abandon my family,
但是...不是那样的 but that... that's not true.
我... I...
是我渴望这些 我选择跟随了他 I wanted all those things, and I chose to follow him.
我不是个受害者 我是... I'm not a victim. I'm...
我亲自犯下了这些错误 I made all those mistakes on my own.
听着 我不认为你有这么坏 Look, I don't think you're such a bad guy.
生活让你受了不少苦 Life throws a lot of shit at you,
有时你会受一个吸血鬼 but sometimes you fall under the thrall
奴役个几十年 of a vampire for a few decades,
有时你会骂你姐姐是个傻逼 and sometimes you call your sister an unbearable twat
就在奶奶的生日派对 at Grandma's birthday party.
你应该趁来得及 跟你姐姐和解 You should make things right with your sister while you can.
说起来 Speaking of.
我真要打个电话 I'm gonna call her.
雷恩菲尔德 真好啊 Renfield. It's so wonderful
你终于找到一个人 that you have finally found someone
能够鼓励你成长了 who does inspire you to grow as a person.
嘿 你在哪? Hey, where are you?
我也找到一些人 I have found some people
愿意让我的潜力得到发挥 who will unleash my potential as well.
他们能够明白 They understand this world
这个世界的本质和需求 for what it is and what it needs.
你好 丽贝卡 Hello, Rebecca.
找人吗? Looking for someone?
我姐姐在哪? Where's my sister?
我给过你多好的提议 丽贝卡 I offered you so much, Rebecca,
但你选择信赖如此脆弱的体系 but you put your faith in such fragile institutions
没有选择更保靠的选项 instead of something far more enduring.
你姐姐在我们手上 We've got your sister.
她没有多少时间了 She doesn't have much time.
丽贝卡 你要去哪? Rebecca, where are you going?
- 去救我姐姐 - 丽贝卡 你不明白 -To get my sister. -Rebecca, you don't understand.
不只是狼博家族 It's not just the Lobos. It's...
德古拉跟他们联手了 Dracula is with them.
- 好啊 我自己去 - 听着 拜托 -Fine. I'll go myself. -Look, please.
我试过反抗他 I tried to stand up to him,
但他杀死了我在乎的人 and he killed people I cared about.
我不能让这一切重演了 I can't let that happen again.
你想当英雄吗 雷恩菲尔德 You want to be a hero, Renfield?
那你就要以身犯险 You have to risk everything.
而且作为同样在乎你的人 And as someone that cares about you,
你不面对他 就永远得不到自由 you're never really gonna be free until you face him.
你在乎我吗? You care about me?
这么说才能让你上车吗? Is that what it takes to get you in the car?
好吧 如果我们要这样做 All right, if we're gonna do this,
就得准备好 得趁太阳没下山 we need to prepare, and we need to do it before sunset.
午饭前我就能解决 I'm ready to do it before lunch.
好吧 Okay.
直说吧 他们知道我们要来 Let's face it, they know we're coming,
那我们就风风火火进门 so let's go in style.
光有枪肯定是不够的 Yeah, just guns won't be enough.
* 一站式 鱼饵商店
*蟋蟀 蚱蜢 蚯蚓 鱼虫 蛆
我需要虫子 很多很多虫子 I'm gonna need bugs-- lots of bugs--
木桩刺 wooden stakes,
还有十字架 uh, crucifixes,
还有保护圈 and, uh, maybe a protection circle.
保护圈是个什么东西? What the fuck is a protection circle?
是个粉末画成的圆圈 It's a circle made of powder that--
如果能念出拉丁咒文 it-it traps demons if you say the right,
- 就能困住恶魔 - 算了吧 -uh, Latin stuff. -Forget it.
一旦太阳下山 就来不及了 Oh, once it's dark, it'll be too late.
你能等一会再吃吗? Can you maybe save that for later?
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
- 都跑到... - 是卡到牙齿了吗? -It's all in... -Is it in my teeth?
卡在每一颗牙齿上 It is in every tooth.
无论一会发生什么 No matter what happens in there, ju...
一定要救下你姐姐 Make sure you save your sister.
感觉一定很好吧 Must be nice...
不需要邀请就能进门 not needing to be invited in.
等一等 等一等 我是不是认识你? Wait a second. Wait a second. Don't I know you?
因为你看起来... Because you look so...
好眼熟(仆从) ...familiar.
午安 警官 Afternoon, Officer.
该死 我没子弹了 Shit. I'm out.
你以为打你还需要枪? You think I need guns to fuck you up?
来吧 Let's do this.
咋回事? What the fuck?
妈的 Fuck!
你应该趁有机会时接受我的提议 You should've taken my offer when you had the chance.
现在你的选择只剩下 Now the only choice you're gonna get
先卸胳膊还是先卸大腿了 is which one of your limbs I'm gonna tear off first!
快走! Go!
不! No!
你一定很恼火吧 他选了我而非你 Oh, this must drive you crazy-- him choosing me over you.
我其实没啥特别的感觉 I don't really have strong feelings about it.
很明显你我是阴阳两派 I'm clearly the yin to your yang.
我们也就见过两面 We've barely met twice.
你个有恃无恐的混蛋 You patronizing piece of shit!
我的天 Oh, my goodness.
你差点吓到我 You almost scared me.
我姐姐在哪? Where's my sister?
这个啊 Oh, that.
稍等一下 One moment, please.
我得铺垫下气氛 I need to set the mood first.
你好 丽贝卡 -Hello, Rebecca.
别担心 Don't worry.
我不会伤害你 I won't hurt you.
终于见到你了 It's nice to finally meet you.
我无法想象雷恩菲尔德是 I can only imagine what you might have heard about me
怎么跟你形容我的 from poor Renfield.
除了把人带给你吃之外吗? Besides making him bring you people to eat?
这个 我们的关系确实复杂 Well, we did have a complicated relationship.
然而 我通过他的眼睛看到了你 However, when I saw you through his eyes,
我知道我得作出补偿 I knew I had to make things right.
德古拉超能力真是酷毙了 Having Dracula powers is fucking amazing.
别再说"德古拉超能力"了 Stop saying "Dracula powers."
好吧 你怎么叫它的? Fine. What do you call it?
这是个诅咒 It's a curse.
天啊 你真是戏太多 God, you're such a fucking drama queen.
你能听我说吗? Would you please listen?
这都是有代价的 好吗? They come with a cost, okay?
你会成为他的奴役 You'll become his slave.
看 这你就错了 因为主人告诉我... See, that's where you're wrong, because Master told me...
该死 Shit.
五百年来 我在人心里 For half a millennium, I've seen only weakness
只看到懦弱 in the hearts of men.
然后我看到你的内心 And then I looked into yours.
雷恩菲尔德只尝到我力量的皮毛 Renfield used only the smallest taste of my power
就做到了他以为的善事 to do what he thought was good.
想象下如果有你在我身旁 我能做什么 Imagine what I could do, Rebecca, with you by my side.
我们可以伸张你寻求的正义 We could bring the justice you seek
惩罚逍遥法外太久的那些人 to those who've escaped it for too long.
我还能治愈你的姐姐 -And I can heal your sister.
我的血能让她复生 My blood will bring her back.
不 No.
只要你开口 丽贝卡 Say the word, Rebecca,
我就能抹消狼博家族的罪行 and I will undo what the Lobos have done.
我所要交换的 All I ask in exchange...
只是你 ...is for you
来加入我 to join me.
不 别听他的 No, don't listen to him.
他跟我说了一样的话 He said the same shit to me.
你能救她吗? Can you save her?
是的 Yes.
他说你是什么来着? What did he call you again?
空空的躯壳? An empty fucking husk?
你看 这就是为什么 See, that... that is why
德古拉和我这么天衣无缝 Dracula and I work so well together.
老子是满的 I'm a full husk,
肚里都是你没有的骨气 full of everything you're not.
力量 权力 忠诚! Strength, power, loyalty!
她的时间不多了 Her time is running out.
加入我吧 Oh, join me.
不要 Don't.
我跟你说过 他就是这样 I told you, this is what he does.
那又怎样? So what?
我失去了爸爸 I lost my dad.
不能再失去姐姐了 I can't lose my sister.
如果他能把姐姐还给我 And if he can give her back to me...
我迷失自我也无所谓 ...I don't care if I lose myself.
你看错他了 You were wrong about him.
他不是个怪物 He's not a monster.
他也想变好 像你一样 He wants to be better, like you.
也许我能帮上忙 Maybe I can help.
在茫茫黑暗中 我能找到光明 In all the darkness, I can find the light.
该死 Shit.
真是令人惊叹 That was impressive.
我明白雷恩菲尔德 I can see what Renfield saw...
看中你哪点了 in you.
现在这些都是我的了 Now he'll see it go into me.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
打中了我的脚 You shot my foot.
但你的脚会流血 Your foot still bleeds.
去死吧! Die!
不 噢不! No! Oh, no!
你是拔不尽我的牙的 You can't take my teeth.
你看 有很多像你一样的人 You see, there will always be people like you.
世界上有太多的雷恩菲尔德 There are far more Renfields in this world
而没有多少丽贝卡 than there are Rebeccas.
他说得多 He's right.
有成千上万个我这样的人 There are millions of people like me.
我足够优秀... I am enough...
而且他们全都... And they're all
想要摸索出 trying to figure out
如何挺过这些毁灭性的关系 how to overcome their destructive relationships.
永远记住 你才是真正掌握力量的那一方 Always remember, you're the one with the real power.
成千上万的依赖者 Millions of codependent people.
我就是人类心中那首黑暗挽歌 I am the dark poetry in the hearts of all mankind.
成千上万的人 -Millions of people
像我一样 just like me.
你只需要把力量夺回来 All you got to do is take it back.
你知道你是什么吗? Do you know what you are?
我知道 Yes, I do.
我是罗伯特 -I'm Robert...
蒙特古 雷恩菲尔德 Montague Renfield,
我是个依赖者 and I'm a codependent.
你是对的 你需要施展法力 You're right. You didn't have to use your power
让我成为你的仆从 to make me your servant,
因为我把我所有的力量给了你 because I gave all my power to you.
而我可以要回来 And I can take it back.
我足够优秀! I am enough!
我受够了! And I have enough!
我能够进行改变! And I am capable of change!
因为我爱我自己 Because I love myself.
而且我... -I'm taking...
今天要完全掌握自己的人生! full charge of my life today!
看着我的眼睛 德古拉 Look into my eyes, Dracula.
恢复全力 混蛋 Full power, motherfucker.
天啊 居然成功了 Holy shit, it worked.
那是保护圈吗? Is that a protection circle?
我在汤不热的新巫术主页上找到了说明 I got the instructions off a Wiccan Tumblr.
那粉末呢? Oh. And-and that?
- 是可卡因 -真的吗? -Cocaine. -Really?
看来什么粉末都可以的 Yeah. I guess any kind of powder works
只要能念对咒文 as long as you say the right magic words.
谢谢你 新巫术汤不热 Wow. Thank you, Wiccan Tumblr.
那 现在我们怎么办? So, um, what do we do now?
有什么遗愿吗? Any last wishes?
我希望能在地狱度个假 I wish to spend a season in hell,
有趣的灵魂都去往了那里 where all the amusing people are.
撒旦万岁! Hail Satan!
我知道这看起来很极端 Yes, I know this looks extreme,
也许还有点好玩 and maybe a little fun,
但是说起来 but to our defense, there is so much
没有民俗故事讲到如何杀死吸血鬼 folklore out there about how to actually kill a vampire,
这里讲得很模糊 it gets confusing.
我本人都见过他从一些 You know, I've personally seen him come back
难以置信的状态复活 所以就都试试呗 from some crazy shit, so why not try everything?
* 圣水
我都不敢百分百确认这能杀死他 You know, I'm not even 100% sure this will kill him,
* 混凝土
但可以肯定 这要花上他很久很久 but I do know it will take him a long, long time
才能复活了 to come back from.
你是对的 You were right.
成功确实是最好的复仇 Success is the best revenge.
说得好啊 亲爱的 Touché, ma chérie.
永别了 姐们 Au revoir, bitch.
嘿 你还好吗? Hey. You okay?
雷恩菲尔德说你们给我用了... Renfield said you guys gave me some...
德古拉之血? Dracula blood?
噢 那不过是个代称 Oh, no, no. It's a euphemism for, uh...
那是一种 草本药剂 it's an... it's an... like, an herbal remedy.
你觉得是美国营养协会出品的?\ Okay. So, do you think they carry it at GNC?
是的 我猜是的 Yeah. Yeah, I th-think so.
我爱你 凯特 I love you, Kate.
* 德古拉之血
那么... So...
只剩一件事要做了 There's only one thing left to do.
你知道... You know...
我得补偿自己做过的事 I've got to pay for what I've done.
我不希望你跑到哪里去惩罚自己 I don't want you to go somewhere just to punish yourself.
你属于这个世界 You belong out in the world.
人们在你身上可以学到很多 People have a lot to learn from a person like you.
比如什么? Like what?
什么时候做英雄都来得及 It's never too late to be a hero.
我曾迷失在黑暗的世界里 I was lost in a world of darkness
迷失了很久 for a very long time,
但有了你们的帮助 but with all of your help,
我... I, um...
我找到了出路 I found a way out.
没有你们 我绝对不知道 Without you, I would never have learned that...
我能拯救自己 ...I could save myself.
也谢谢你用德古拉之血 And thank you for using Dracula blood
把我们都救活了 to bring us all back to life.
要知道 如果 -You know, if it...
如果不是你 我们都 if it wasn't for you, uh, none of us
不会知道从冥界归来 would have learned what it's like
是什么感觉 to come back from the other side,
不会看过一些 having seen things
此生难忘的东西 that you can't unsee.
知道一些 And know things
无法忘却的事情 that you can't unknow.
好吧 Okay.
今天的会议很成功 大伙 Fantastic meeting today, guys.
说真的 -Truly.
我希望他没事 I hope he's okay.
他会没事的 He'll be all right.
我的名字是罗伯特·蒙特古·雷恩菲尔德 My name is Robert Montague Renfield,
我是个依赖者 and I'm a codependent.
但我不再觉得自己是受害者 But I no longer feel like a victim,
因为我终于面对了自己的恶魔 because I've finally faced my demons.
你也可以说我把恶魔给 You might also say I chopped my demons up
切成小块 封在了水泥里 into tiny little pieces, encased them in concrete
并冲进了下水道 and flushed them down the drain.
如果我都能有力量这样做 And if I can find the power to do that,
也许谁都可以 then maybe everyone can.
比喻上地讲 Metaphorically speaking.
雷恩菲尔德 翻译/制作: @黑路易